Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Committees

Problem: Student attendance drops.
Solution: Attendance Committee is formed.

Problem: Student graduation rates drop.
Solution: Graduation Committee is formed.

Problem: Student participation drops.
Solution: Spirit Committee is formed.

Problem: Action Committees fail to produce results.
Solution: Committees Committee is formed.

4 Comments:

At 3:26 PM , Anonymous Dana Huff said...

How sad and true. How "school" is that?

 
At 3:59 PM , Blogger Amerloc said...

Flogging a dead horse unmercifully.

 
At 6:55 PM , Blogger Dennis Fermoyle said...

It could be worse. You could have politicians passing some wonderful legislation to "fix" the problems. Count your blessings.

 
At 12:41 PM , Blogger Keith said...

I once heard a speaker talk about the names for different groups of animals:

A group of lions are called a pride.
A group of fish are called a school.
A group of rhinos are called a crash.
A group of wolves are called a pack.
A group of flamingoes are called a flamboyant.
A group of buzzards.......you guessed it, a committee.

 

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